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Wacky, Wonky, Weird Holidays

ByClarion Staff

Mar 2, 2016

The Internet is always at its finest when it comes to giving people ideas and helping people get their answers. However when does the Internet go too far? When they start coming up with the most absurd holidays imaginable. These holidays are meaningless and historical all at the same time.

1. National Cherry Pie Day: So now we ask why does one certain type of pie get its own holiday? What about Apple pie? Or all the other flavors? Needless to say if you love cherry pie you should grab a slice on February 20th.

2. National Drink Wine Day: If you’re a wine drinker than you obviously do not need a special day to pour yourself a glass and relax or celebrate something. However if you want a perfect time to grab a glass of fancy wine or box wine the day is February 18th.

3. National Pizza Day: Okay nobody needs a specific day to enjoy a nice cheesy slice of pizza. Everyday is a good day for pizza! This special day is on November 12th however like I said everyday should be pizza day.

4. National Nutella Day: It’s the sweet spread that goes on anything and people are in love so needless to say there isn’t a needed special day for this either. The Nutella day is on February 5th.

5. National Sleep Day: What does this even mean? Is it a day where everyone stays home from work and school?  If so we should make this a more popular holiday on January 3rd.

6. National Pie Day: No this is not the PI day as in math it is for celebrating all the different kinds of pie besides cherry because that has its own day. So go grab a slice on January 23rd.

7. National Hug Day: So this holiday just could end up creepy. But if you are a person that loves to hug random people think about doing it on January 21st

8. National Ginger Day: Talk about singling people out much. If you are a red head congratulations you have your own special day on November 5th!

9. National Waffle Day: Again why does this need a special day? Waffles are good for anytime of day rather breakfast or dinner, they are simply delicious!  Waffles are best known on August 24, but more like always.

10. National Watermelon Day: As delicious as the fruit is there is no need for a holiday on August 3rd. Watermelon is great for eating all summer long.

11. National Dance Day: This day takes place on July 30th but who needs a day to turn up the music and dance the night away?

12. National Ex Day: What exactly is the point in this day? To always remember the bad day that someone broke your heart or the perfect day to say hey glad I’m not with that mistake anymore. This one just makes no sense the day is on June 13th.

13. National Puppy Day: This is probably the cutest holiday ever on March 23rd. However everyday is the perfect day to spoil your cute pup rather it’s a puppy or an adult.

14. National Ice Cream Day: The day for the best desert is on July 17 but everyone knows ice cream is like pizza and is best for anytime.